“SUCCESS By TRUMP men’s cologne was launched by the designer house of DONALD TRUMP in 2012. This men's fragrance possesses a blend of juniper, iced red currant, coriander, frozen ginger, bamboo leaves, geranium, vetiver, tonka bean, birch wood.”
Don’t get me wrong; I like Donald Trump, and am not mocking him by my amusement over his cologne. I can spare $22.69, although I prefer to buy $2.99 knock-offs of Eternity, CK one and Obsession, all exceptional values. If I buy it using my Amazon Prime, I not only get free shipping, but can return it for a full refund if I don’t like it. We’ll see if perfumer Yann Vasnier did as good a job for Trump as David Axelrod did for Obama.
If we elect Trump, however, we will not be able to ask for a refund. We have fourteen months to decide, or, if you go by the timeframe to select a Republican nominee, ten months.
The price for Trump’s Empire is a little steep for me; with a suggested retail price of $62.00 and an Amazon’s discounted $52.99, I will start with Success and see how that goes.
Okay, I’m not 100% in agreement with Trump on everything (and I’m not sure I’m crazy about geranium, but you can’t go wrong with musk and sandalwood), but, frankly, if I find another Republican candidate whose positions I’m more in agreement with, I can still be certain that they will not live up to their positions if elected, and would very likely stink as a president. I trust Trump more than I trust the rest.