Monday, September 7, 2015

The World According To Trump: “Bing-bing-bing!”

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Trump's riff in Norwood, Massachusetts was an amazing, perfectly-timed bit of extemporaneous comedy. Here is a corrected version of a previously published transcript of his notorious bing-bing-bing moment:

How about this: Trump or Hillary?

Believe me, Hillary’s got some very big problems. If she makes it to the starting gate — which I think would be very unfair to General Petraeus. You want to know the truth, General Petraeus, his life was destroyed for doing two percent of what Hillary did.

I think it would be very, very unfair to General Petraeus. I will tell you, you know, when you look at what she’s done and how she’s done it, and the servers, and Huma. How about Huma?

OK, here’s the story. So, Huma now is one of the people that it all sort of came through Huma. Who is Huma married to? One of the great sleazebags of our time. Anthony Weiner. Did you know that?

She’s married to Anthony Weiner, you know, the little bing-bing-bing, bong-bong — “I love you very much.”

So, think of it. So, Huma is getting classified secrets. She’s married to Anthony Weiner, who’s a perv. No, he is! He is.

So, she’s married. Now these are confidential documents. She’s married to this guy who’s — and guess what happens to Anthony Wiener? A month ago, I see he went to work for a public relations firm. Do you believe it? Now, if you think that Huma isn’t telling Anthony, who she’s probably desperately in love with, in all fairness to Anthony, because why else would she marry this guy? Can you believe it? Can’t see straight.

But if you would — look, think of it. So, Huma, it is coming through Huma. She has a lot of stuff, a lot of information, who knows. So, she is married to a bad guy. I knew Anthony Weiner a long time. I knew before they caught him with the bing-bing-bing, right? And he was a bad guy then. It turned out he was a really bad guy.

So, she is married to Anthony Weiner. Do you think there is even a five percent chance that she’s not telling Anthony Weiner now of a public relations firm what the hell is coming across? Do you think there’s even a little bit of chance? I don’t think so.

Are there any women in this room who are in love with their husbands, who wouldn’t be telling them everything? You would, or wouldn’t?

No, she said, I wouldn’t but I’m in love. No, you will.

So, it’s a very sad situation. So, I don’t know — I don’t know if Hillary Clinton gets to the starting gate. But — and my primary focus is on these 16 people. You know, I have guys like Lindsey Graham who have zero.


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